Kalara Schuster

The ultra placid Michelle to Chad’s Barack. Rarely seen without some piece of Assos DB on her person, Kalara is the one to turn to for menu translation in a Central American restaurant (her formative years were spent in Guatemala City) or a definition of accrual basis accounting (she sharpened her pencil at NYU’s Stern School of Business). Kalara got into riding a half-dozen years ago via triathlons and recently became the owner of a lovingly built Pegoretti--the only one we’ve ever seen with a note from Dario tucked under the clear coat. If you happen to find yourself talking to Kalara, just be sure to not mention the shortcut she was taken on by Chad through a summer blackberry patch (yes, tweezers and a backside were involved).